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when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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alt-j:

idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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cuz-lately-ive:

edsheeranisinspiration:

What everyone thought SNL would be like

wasn’t it?

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caffenespeaks:

think-progress:

“If babies had guns…”

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sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

probably because he can’t fucking breathe because you put him in a seale container that’s like 200 sizes too small for him

FISHES BREATHE WATER 

fish breathe oxygen in the water and there’s no source of oxygen for the water because it’s a closed bag.

humans breathe air but if i stuff you in a big ole ziplock bag and seal it like that it’ll be a short fuckin time before you suffocate i guarantee it.

WHEN YOU GO TO FAIR, THE FISH THAT YOU CAN WIN ARE ALWAYS IN BAGS. ANd theyre living. jeeeezzzuusss.

carnival fish are unhealthy and abused and die remarkably quickly. were we talking about people your argument would equate to “he’s still alive right so it can’t be that bad.”

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